thepretendr:

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(via rachelcatknee)

justfeedmepizza:

derekthereindeer:

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone 

(Source: jaredtops, via axussriddare)

gwaed:

padfootstolemycrumpet:

THE FIRST THREE DOCTORS WILL BE DIGITALLY IMPOSED INTO SCENES!

APPARENTLY IT’S UNPROFESSIONAL TO SHRIEK IN WORK

YES YES YES

rockandrolljinglebells:

rockandrolljinglebells:

There’s a guy in homegoods strutting around with a white fur bathmat around his shoulders and his like 14 yo daughter is following him begging him to stop because people are staring and she’s embarrassed and he just said

no

I’m lord stark

Okay his daughter heard me laugh and started begging him to stop and he turned to her and said really dramatically

no Celeste
winter is coming

(Source: rockandrollwinterfell, via its-tuesday-again)

nerd-with-a-tardis:

deadseafruit:

ghostfromaphotograph:

 I just realised that all nice things end in ‘aughter’. 

• daughter
• laughter
• slaughter

one of these things is not like the others

That would be daughter.
Idk about you, but I definitely laugh when I slaughter my victims.

Other: Oh, I believe in god. What do you believe in?
Me: I believe in Rose. 

(Source: alabiebiddalek)